P*NDER

"the worst character

hive served, twisted courier belonging to none."

― 2 Corinthians 11:13–15

P*nder is substandard poor inferior unsatisfactory inadequate unacceptable not up to scratch not up to par deficient imperfect defective faulty shoddy amateurish careless negligent dreadful awful terrible abominable frightful atrocious disgraceful deplorable hopeless worthless laughable lamentable miserable sorry diabolical execrable incompetent inept inexpert ineffectual crummy rotten pathetic useless woeful lousy appalling abysmal pitiful godawful dire inauspicious disadvantageous adverse difficult inopportune unpropitious inappropriate unsuitable unfavorable unfortunate untoward disastrous unpleasant disagreeable

Appearance
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. Don't make me do this. Don't. No. Don't. No.

It's supposed to be. A. When you look at that. A snake with a cats its a snake with a long body and a head of a Man!!! Nope! They don't see P*nder! Whoops! He's not! In these boxes, heh, like something a cat would sit in, Oh!!!! Have you seen those Memes? That's the word for when you scroll down, you'll see the images, frame by frame! Like a cartoon! Silly me! Silly Him! That's not!

Not a feline. Never. Similar to a calico, upright and stand. A man. Not that. It's hard to explain! Some people assume! I have a lot of fun colors to like... What your favorite color? Hard question, wow! i'm made of white, black, and orange! Green sometimes!

Eyes are everywhere! There ain't no eyes on nowhere! Not me! Sharp. Teeth. Boundless. Askew, I can never get rid of them! All over my body! Ah! Places to go... Should I leave? Not again. Long, lonngggg spindly legs are from the UNDERSIDE! Bugs. Dunno how many? Haven't counted.... they come and go.... like the teeth!!! and Eyes!

It has arms that don't make sense. Nothing makes sense anymore! The hive is my own true. Lack of joints here! No siree! Rubber, such as. but the NECK???? Oh BABY!!! JOINTS!!! Up and, up, and, UP. Jack in the box.... We can joke around! Usually not. Usually forever. There's. One of the arms is not. It just happened, it's useless! Single tendrils... Most of the time. Tails are similar! Almost. At the end.... Yeowch! Stingers! He's ""toxic"". or was it poisonous? It's hard! That's a theme around here.! Disgusting!

.Clothing?? Yeah, what a cool sense of style it has. He got these NORMAL shades for cheap! They match his eyes and eyes, A really good deal atAGH. OW. AH! NO! NO! And that scarffff??? Swoon! He looks Worthless. It can't pull that off. But the bands! Why do he even wear those?? Meaningless. Making the way for trends! WALK INTO THE OCEAN ALREADy!

And then, we look, and see this wearing a lime green polo shirt. Whhat do you THINK this is??? Barb a Q?? No! Silly goose! Got a leather vest too.... Tastes like maroon! THE BELTS cover the.. the.. Squirming, DISGUSTING, OH and HOW could it forget! Pants and boots are similar color. Is this what you would call, swag? God. No more. Inside Me

Known Personality
Interviewer: So tell us about the yourself right here. How does it make you, you?

Interviewee: A. Question? Why, I'll.... I'll be fron t faced mascot for them! Ooooh, Imagine, my MY face is on the billboards! I really don't want to. my stomach Turns at the thinking of it......When i was a young nothing i never expected to end up. I mean, who EVER is like this? Me? Me! That thing, across there, it's waving!!! Hi hiii hii!!!! We're.

I: We're solus. Unchaperoned. Why do you think you think? Ways to go.

I: Uh, uh,!. I'm Not. Who. Has you've been talking to the ones again? The, Ones. The H. I've. I'm fine, I'm directly in the center! There's a light!!! I see it! I see it! I feel sick. Can i go?

I: Subjective to subjected and. Do you consider servitude to be the release?

I: sound gross. Oh, no! Not good, again, try it out, need to whisper positives! can't stop thinking about it..... Apologies, what am i talking. Talking. Sorry. They're gonna kick me out of the GAME, when i keep Talking like this. Hah, harsh weather tonight! Let's call it quits.

I: What's

I: Don't look at Me. Can you hear

I: Me

I: Please.

I: I I I wish there was a. there's a Line forming that's through the brim of the. the, The,

I: Stop it.

I: hate it when it says. Your mic is cutting out!

I: can't speak. it wasn't always like this. Just. It. It's. Words.

I: Are you there?

I: Shut up.

I: You

I: Shut Up.

I: Who are you?

I:

I:

I:

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I'm:

Lore
Parallel to your position on the ever existing axis, across from you sits, leaning back into couch besides the couch. It smells like purple. It's actually quite simple, when you get down to the basics, tells you. Something is seeping from behind the door. It smells like pink, and it began at one point, one fixation

A cat was here.

A Cat was Here, and we enter a suburban house with an owner a family of five, they had a dog and a Cat, and they went on wacky adventures, paroDying the american culture and the Human ccondition the audience laughs because it's

A man hee lived in a n apartment alone, downtown Pennsylvania and he lived and it lived in a house with a man and a cat, we cut to nothing smoking a pipe. Wow, that's pretty funny, isn't it! They speak out a name that was never there

There are alleyways between the city. A cat is siad to live there, but people lie behind closed doors. People set out food. Untouched, Life does not flourish on the streets

Cats and Cats swarm in the forest, there's a single cat, and he has a coat of flame, and he will save us, and it will save us, and nothing goes back to everything. A body is left at the doorstep. It's not a mouse

It smells like There is a young boy from Sarah Ann Island. He came across seas, has a comically large lollipop, and a Pet pet Cats sing to each other to find their ways to end of the lines, Singing is important to the scent of the

A man kneeled at the fire place. a plus sign longitude. His hands were clasped together. A cat laidi n a circle near the fire. A cat would never feel warmth again. It's cold. It's cold down here.

A cat was in the bakery window and a cat was in the sink and the cat was in the liquid and the cat stood at the brink of the swarming infested

It ran away.

Something brought it there.

A cat wa s here, and then it wasn't, there was something in the walls that made it not, that made it there, it was a cat

I am talking on the frontlines, in front of a live studio. They look away. I am telling you you my life story, and it might contain something that could get a rise our you r throat, or your lungs, or your eyes. There is nobody here. I hope this makes sense. There is a building, in Slat Texas michiHgan City, right here, right now, and its happening somehwere, it could not explain it or tell you what was happening because it wasn't. Plants line the veins. It didn't I hope this make sense. They look away from

It continued like this for a while, funnily funnil y enough, and it would wander the haklls and it was so feeble and small. Who are you talking about? Says that guy, in the other, chair, who isn't adjacent from the. This is a sceene the happens in The Joker. Have you seen it? No. tat's too bad, honestly, because I was a video game video movies film reviewer, and understanding the techniques used to emulate thr guy of the mans downfall was to show that there was blood on the floor, and the not cat wasn't a cat and wasn't a person and wasn't a thing, and there was a body, it was his owner, somebody he didn't recognize, a faceless a poor soul. They lookedl ike the The Joker and Bill K. from neighboor next door. They looked like- NO, HE looked like- That isn't true. Lying isn't a good thing. But you aren't lying, and there was blood n the floor, a FACE was Fractured in to, and Who could EVER replace the place of the reflection? We need to keep the ball rolling, after all!

She hired him. He wasn't a cat, and not a cat s could do a job well done, and it could think things it never thoguht before. There was someything in the air, and it was on its hands. It wanted to go back. There are patterns in its brains, and it could follow them to the degree of the angle. To do the job well right done is the job of any not a cat not a man not a person of the world and the earth. The earth and the world were not here. He looked outside and couldn't breathe. A cat was here. a cat Was here. A cat could not remain here. She's not a fan of that genus, I hear, it behind closed doors. Have you ever heard of "lying?"

It kept going on and on and on, the years drag themvselves to the back burner. It had only been a few months. OR was it weeks? How little could it be endured? Feeble. Stay on your seat. He couldn't it could not handle it and patterns weren't fun anymore. This isn't funny. He did something really bad, and he knows it was really really bad, because it made her really really really mad. He broke into the house and giiggled at a fish in a bowl and tore out its stomach with is bared teeth. Goddamnit, I think the coffee machine broke again I don't know, i tihnk it Named something in the files not good or pleasant. It hurt the '' managers"" with a prank, something with water?. IT stole her credit card information. It committed tax fraud on several accounts. It s Blood boiled over the edge of the pot. It made a asilly game about bees driving around in HHHHH]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]. What the fuck are you talking about?

I put my hair into a messy bun because I am bieng called down the stairs there's a few layers that i have to walk down because it warned me of the dangers of walking down several flights of stairs and someone is down there. Holy shit, Iconic band one Sirection? I have never listened to their songs! Oh my god, I'm going to see falling out boys! There is a man with pretty eyes (AN: I'M NOT GAY YOU WIERDOS!!!!!!!!! I don't agree with LGBT >_< No hate in the comments pls tho) waiting for me and he tells me that he's going to shoot me like a lame horse for what I've done. He grabs its wrists and drags him down with him down to the. Brink of its entrance. This is his favorite part of the job!

It is enamored by the beauty of this world.

The bubbles flow from the end to the tip of its beginning and the end and they are filled with countless recollections numerous lives and otherwise it has collected.

It is enamored by the beauty of this world. It takes one step forward.

You cannot remember what happened. It cannot remember what happened, nothing happened, and nobody knows his name, because there's nothing in its place.

The beast belows are desperate to find something to align themselves to. A song is singing from the crisp depths. No one can hear it.It's hungry down there. Its living down there. It doesn't get to thrive under lovely conditions. There's plants everywhere. It smells like Orange. It cann't keep going on like this. He wants to go back. It wants to go back. His throat feels a bit stuffy. Is there something in the air? There's something in his throat.

It spits it out of vacuum like dirt on his shoe. Nothing happened before this. Nothing existed. This is point he has always lived in. There's something in his throat. I can't understand why this happened. Contestants are lined up against a wall and they can't see what's happening and they are "Chosen". A few words were sputtered outwards and nothing resmebles his own voice. His own voice is no longer here, but it's HERE. There is SOMETHING in his throat and it splits at 5 ends, and it wont get out, and no one else can under what its hearing, no one can hear it, no one can understand it.

is completely enclosed within the costume, and extends the right over the head to operate the head and neck of the. Left serves as the's left Arm, while the right Aarm is stuffed and hangs loosely from a fishing line that runs through a loop under the neck and attaches to the wrist of the left h. The right thus does the opposite of the lef as the left goes down, the right is pulled up by the fishing line.

P*nder is ""alone"". Everything was torn when he reached and touched the brim. He can't remember the shoved and trickling the words and bittered thoughts that are were its own. In a fortunate and lucky and wonderful case, the heavens below will always be with it.

Eric
There is a VAST OCEAN Filled with NOTHING but Pitch-Perfect VOID. Naval mines (i think,) Contact ones (i think,) BOBBING just BARELY Above the surface. The slightest of TOUCH sets them off! In its Place, There's... THE SOUND OF A CAMERA CLICKING. THE SOUND OF A HEAVY HUFFING, Followed by... Splattering? NO, no, no, no, no, no,! Getting it ALL WRONG!!! Try again, He's... A Set of StairCases, a Leading a careful SWIRVING Path, Please! PLEASE STOP DRIVING!, BUT, AND, and, Don't Forget It, a DIVINE LIGHT At... the.... bottom..... PAST the Scrolling list of names no one will ever read, just BARELY Missing The POINT of NO Return, ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT!!!, On the BRINK the cliffside, Not even a BIT of Afraid of Heights? You'll CRASH This Moving Picture! Lost on the side of the road, the two Animals, teeth plastered in layers of FOAM, looks each others in the eyes. DESPERATION. Displays of pooling blood, coming from the METAL TAP, blemishing the porcelain with VISIONS of red and- Wait, DON'T DRINK IT! There's LEAD in the WATER! It sinks itself into the canyon, clawing itself beneaths rotting skin, LEFT OUT FOR TOO LONG! DIMINISHING, Carved with Harsh Tools, PRIED open through Painted Nails! Can gets a WITNESS? Or, uh, a Men? NO! NOT AGAIN! In the WRONG, it's just not right. Two animals- two PETS, stare at each other from across a Long, Rickety BRIDGE. and, AND THROUGH THE BRUSH, this BRUSH fortress, that IVORY TOWER... Well, there's always Slash-and-Burn. Let the FLAMES LICK The Yellow Brick Road! IT WAS A DEAD END, Anyways! A word goes around, the back alleys hold a SHORT Just cut to the chase Already! BUT WATCH OUT! NEVER KNOW WHO'S Watching You. EVERY LITTLE PIECE. EVER SINCE... The dawn of time- *BEEEEEP!* AH, ah! Whoopsies, at LEAST on the First? WOULD THAT EXPLAIN THE WINGS? Nice view from back here! A TRAIL OF SUNKEN FEATHERS. A TRAIL OF BOILING WAX. just say it already, just SAVE IT ALREADY, JUST LOOK BEHIND... Behind.. Two pets see each other. Not just see, SEE each other, like no other, but NEVER BEFORE SEEN. I see You. I See YOU! I SEE YOU!!!

Jacke
Hear all about it! SORRY, was it read? Not SORRY. EMPTY WORDS stain the page! As if the "E" makes a difference, the CROWD goes silents, looking past the act of... the Act of... To GIVE IT UP FOR so little! WHAT THIS DESERVES. Nothing more, nothing less! Such dirty, dirty HANDS and HANDS... COVERED in BITE MARKS, Blood-stained, or DIRT-STAINED, "FILTHY", to be more "PRECISE". You'd like that, wouldn't you? YET ALWAYS POINTING FINGERS! Just choose a direction and stick with it! IT TURNS AWAY THE SAME WAYS, ANYWAYS. Walking Alone. HOW Disappointing. BETTER YET, GO bathe in your own bile! SUITS that of an ODIOUS... WICKED.... DEPRAVED..... *WA WA WA WAAA!~*

Trivia

 * P*NDER is based off of NOBODY AND NOBODY AND NO BODY AND NOBODY AND NOBoDY AND NO BODY AND NOBODyyY and Gee, does IT reaslly matter that much? Pet dandruff gets stuck to your skin, anyways!
 * Sounds GRACE its ears, PROVEN times before! Its favorite is... BEING CRUDE WON'T GET YOU ANYWHERE.